Fall/Winter 2026-2027 Menu
Our bar is always open and available to the public, even when there is a show going on. No ticket required to hang out in our front rooms or outdoor spaces.
Check our Instagram for more specifics on rotating cocktail specials!
Happy Hour & Drink Specials
Happy Hour
Wednesday – Friday • 5-8PM
- $7 on wine & well drinks
- $20 any any sandwich + draft beer or glass of wine
- Stout & Proud | $16
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Pickle & fry plate + a Guinness. Come for the pint. Stay for the queers.
- U-Haul Season | $38
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Choose two paninis and two glasses of select beer or wine for one very queer date night.
All Night Long
- Wednesdays
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$10 Martinis all night long
- Thursdays
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Let the Oracle choose your drink!
- Service Top Special | $9
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PBR & shot of Old Overholt
- Spin our shot wheel for $5!
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If you’re lucky, you might get slapped...
Drinks
Cocktails
- Hunk | $15
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Mezcal, cardamom bitters, demerara, orange
- Lezbehonest | $14
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Vodka, lychee liqueur, lime, raspberry jam
- Lady Grey | $15
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Earl grey infused gin, butterfly pea flower, lemon, aquafaba, lavender bitters
- Tomboy | $13
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Tequila, tamarind, angostura, ginger beer, lime
- New-Fangled | $16
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Rye, maple, black walnut and orange bitters
- Dirty Little Chai | $15
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Rooibos chai infused vodka, espresso liqueur
N/A Beverages
(All mocktails can be made with liquor upon request for a $3 surcharge)
- Kitten Heel | $8
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Grapefruit, tonic, tamarind, mint
- Closer to Lime | $9
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Lime, raspberry jam, soda
- Silly Goose Shrub | $10
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Strawberry shrub, soda
- Casamara Club, Alta | $9
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12 oz. Italian-style aperitivo soda, pink citrus bite
- Aqua ViTea, Strawberry Sage Kombucha • N/A • $8
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Bright berry and earthy sage
- Sail Away Coffee Co. Nitro Classic Black Cold Brew • $7
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Smooth, creamy, rich, velvety
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Ask us about our rotating selection of NA beers!
Bottled & Canned
- Hudson North Cider • 12 oz. • 5% ABV | $8
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Just like biting into a bright crisp apple
- Surfside • 12 oz. • 4.5% ABV | $10
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Vodka Arnold Palmer
- High Noon (Rotating Flavors) • 12 oz. • 4.5% ABV | $10
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Flavored vodka soda
- Miller High Life • 12 oz. • 4.6% ABV | $6
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The honorable champagne of beer
- Modelo Especial • 12 oz. • 4.4% ABV | $7
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Crisp, refreshing pilsner-style lager
- Guinness • 14.9 oz. • 4.2% ABV | $9
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Smooth creamy stout, deep coffee & chocolate
- Pabst Blue Ribbon • 12 OZ. • 4.7% ABV | $4
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Mmmmm beer, classic lager
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Ask us about our rotating drafts, hard kombucha & gluten-free beer!
Wine
(1/2 Glass | Glass)
red wines
- Rebellious • Red Blend • $7 | $13
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California
For full-bodied babes wanting ample ripeness, dark cherries flood the palate and kiss you right back
- Kaiken Estate • Cabernet Sauvignon • $6 | $11
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Mendoza, Argentina
Ripe blackberries, deep dark chocolate, frenemies to lovers, rising scorpio vibes
rosé
- Protea • Dry Rosé • $7 | $13
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Coastal Region, South Africa
Bright cherry lips, juicy strawberry mouth, and a little kick for when you’re feeling adventurous
white
- Chateau Les Reuilles • Bordeaux Blanc • $7 | $12
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Bordeaux, France
Bold grapefruit, lemongrass and citrus, for showing off in front of your date
- Marqués de Valor • Albariño • $7 | $13
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Galicia, Spain
Elegant flirtation of playful peach and serious minerality, beauty and brains, skillfully switchy
sparkling
- Poema • Poema Brut Cava • $7 | $12
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Spain
Dry, ripe peach waiting for you, pear, toasted bread
- Medici Ermete • Lambrusco • $6 | $11
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Emilia-Romagna, Italy
Ruby red and bubbly, dry yet floral on the finish, non-binary and refuses to conform
Food
V = Vegetarian | VG = Vegan | GF = Gluten Free • Kitchen is open 5-10PM weekdays and 5-11PM on weekends
Sandwiches • $16
(all served on sourdough bread* with a sour pickle + chips, sub fries for $2 extra)
- The Centaur (VG)
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Vegan cheddar, sliced tomato, and housemade sauce
- The Unicorn (V)
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Mozzarella, sliced tomato, pesto
- The Phoenix
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Provolone, sliced soppressata, and raspberry jam
- The Sphinx (VG)
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Hummus, sundried tomato, roasted red pepper
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*We are proud to use Bread Alone sourdough for our sandwiches
Noms
- Gemini’s Dilemma (VG) | $10
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Pickle & fry plate with a spicy kick
- Mozzarella sticks (V) | $12
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Cheese-pull approved mozz sticks served with marinara
- French Fries (VG/GF) | $7
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Crispy, shoe-string style fries with housemade sauce
- Olives (VG/GF) | $6
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Bowl of pitted mixed Mediterranean olives
- Spanokopita (V) | $10
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Spinach and feta wrapped up in crispy filo dough
- Cup O’Nuts (VG/GF) | $6
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Salted mix of almonds, cashews, walnuts, peanuts, pecans, brazil nuts
- Chippies (VG/GF) | $3
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Bag of kettle cooked Cape Cod chips, salty and delicious
- Scoop of Ice Cream (VG/GF) | $5
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Additional scoop $3
Courtesy of Jane's Ice Cream. Ask about our rotating flavors!
- Ray Bake’s Chocolate Chip Cookie (VG/GF) | $6
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Gooey, almond butter, the perfect blend of salt and sweet